It's going around like the flu

[valarltd]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

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The D-Man Continues to Check In:

Add to the above list of charges, Carrying a Concealed Weapon (which you actually weren't; you just told the cute blonde cop with the nice glutes that you were, so that she'd frisk you again--and do a real extra thorough job of it that 2nd time. Turned out later that the concealed weapon(s) you were referring to were you nipples. When it gets cold, you can use those things to cut glass!)