It's going around like the flu

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If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

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[(Anonymous)]

The D-Man Checks In:

Disorderly Conduct, likely at a gay rights rally after somebody got pushy. You didn't start the fight, but darn you sure finished it.

Civil Disobedience/Failure to Disperse, likely at the same gay rights rally, because you weren't bothering anyone, and public places are still for the public... Gay, bi, straight, or undecided.

Indecent Exposure, probably due to accidental (on-purpose) wardrobe malfunction.

Lewd Conduct in a Public Place, for reasons only The Goddess might understand (but it seemed like a good idea at the time).

Embezzlement (not necessarily money, as this charge can apply to any property entrusted into your care), but you had a really good reason to borrow said item(s), and you sincerely did intend to give it back when you were done.

Vehicular Homicide (but the prick dearly deserved to be street pizza), likely 2nd or 3rd degree.

Resisting Arrest (total misunderstanding, I'm sure: The cop's face just got in the way of your elbow, and when you stooped to try helping him up you lost your balance & accidentally landed on his chest with both kneecaps).

Espionage (your shoe phone unfortunately had to start ringing while you were being handcuffed.)

[(Anonymous)]

The D-Man Continues to Check In:

Add to the above list of charges, Carrying a Concealed Weapon (which you actually weren't; you just told the cute blonde cop with the nice glutes that you were, so that she'd frisk you again--and do a real extra thorough job of it that 2nd time. Turned out later that the concealed weapon(s) you were referring to were you nipples. When it gets cold, you can use those things to cut glass!)