It's going around like the flu

[valarltd]

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

Comments

[reannon.livejournal.com]

Aggravated assault.

The S.O.B. deserved it.

[hopefuldark.livejournal.com]

assault, possibly assault with a deadly weapon.

if I *knew* it was you? ummm... lewd behaviour? indecent exposure? *giggles*

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

Espionage!

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Indecent exposure.

[cinnastyx.livejournal.com]

inciting mayhem.

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

Writing pornography while driving through Texas.

[oxbastetxo.livejournal.com]

Bopping someone on the head with a placard at a protest rally.

[tsita.livejournal.com]

Using your truck as a deadly weapon against the stupid.

[jlm121.livejournal.com]

Civil Disobedience, resisting arrest, and assault against a police officer. All stemming from an incident in the public library when the local Christian Resistance Movement(That is what they are calling themselves now right?) staged a book burning. You drove your truck through the torch wielding masses and slapped a cop.

[(Anonymous)]

The D-Man Checks In:

Disorderly Conduct, likely at a gay rights rally after somebody got pushy. You didn't start the fight, but darn you sure finished it.

Civil Disobedience/Failure to Disperse, likely at the same gay rights rally, because you weren't bothering anyone, and public places are still for the public... Gay, bi, straight, or undecided.

Indecent Exposure, probably due to accidental (on-purpose) wardrobe malfunction.

Lewd Conduct in a Public Place, for reasons only The Goddess might understand (but it seemed like a good idea at the time).

Embezzlement (not necessarily money, as this charge can apply to any property entrusted into your care), but you had a really good reason to borrow said item(s), and you sincerely did intend to give it back when you were done.

Vehicular Homicide (but the prick dearly deserved to be street pizza), likely 2nd or 3rd degree.

Resisting Arrest (total misunderstanding, I'm sure: The cop's face just got in the way of your elbow, and when you stooped to try helping him up you lost your balance & accidentally landed on his chest with both kneecaps).

Espionage (your shoe phone unfortunately had to start ringing while you were being handcuffed.)