We're awake. But we're very puzzled

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Personal AmazonFail Update

Taboo Treats is still MIA from an All Department search. But it's the first one listed under a Books search. It has no ranking. But it does have this:

Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
aching cock, anal probe

*boggle* (I promise you I used neither of them)


Search my name under All Departments and you get Nikolai, a Gospel CD, Torqued Tales and my friend's book, Abaddon because I was mentioned in the preface.

Search me under Books and there are 6 results, without a gospel CD. Some of my stuff is still listed as "Angelina Sparrow" which is a publisher glitch, not an Amazon one.

In the case of "Pushing the Boundaries of Reality" there may not be a sale ranking because that sucker doesn't SELL. Not anywhere. 6 copies in 18 mo.
"Color of Magic/Color of Money," which is selling, has no ranking either.
It's also listed with
Look for Similar Items by Category
Gay & Lesbian > Literature & Fiction > Fiction > Romance > Gay
Kindle Books > Fiction > Erotica
Kindle Books > Fiction > Genre Fiction > Gay & Lesbian
Kindle Books > Romance > General


Nikolai, however has sold 1 copy. It has its ranking.
And in the similar items by subject, it has ticky boxes!
Fiction / Gay
erotica
gay
scifi
theocracy
thriller


There are two listings for Another Fine Mess, one with a ranking, one without. Both Kindle. It has a list with ">" in it (see above)
Flipped Fables, no ranking. It has the tickyboxes too
Torqued Tales is still ranked. Ticky boxes



I do not get it.

Comments

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At least if someone's cock was aching in mine, it was probably because it had been stuffed in a cage or chastity device.

But no. Fresno Blue is mine, though.