We're awake. But we're very puzzled

[valarltd]

Personal AmazonFail Update

Taboo Treats is still MIA from an All Department search. But it's the first one listed under a Books search. It has no ranking. But it does have this:

Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
aching cock, anal probe

*boggle* (I promise you I used neither of them)


Search my name under All Departments and you get Nikolai, a Gospel CD, Torqued Tales and my friend's book, Abaddon because I was mentioned in the preface.

Search me under Books and there are 6 results, without a gospel CD. Some of my stuff is still listed as "Angelina Sparrow" which is a publisher glitch, not an Amazon one.

In the case of "Pushing the Boundaries of Reality" there may not be a sale ranking because that sucker doesn't SELL. Not anywhere. 6 copies in 18 mo.
"Color of Magic/Color of Money," which is selling, has no ranking either.
It's also listed with
Look for Similar Items by Category
Gay & Lesbian > Literature & Fiction > Fiction > Romance > Gay
Kindle Books > Fiction > Erotica
Kindle Books > Fiction > Genre Fiction > Gay & Lesbian
Kindle Books > Romance > General


Nikolai, however has sold 1 copy. It has its ranking.
And in the similar items by subject, it has ticky boxes!
Fiction / Gay
erotica
gay
scifi
theocracy
thriller


There are two listings for Another Fine Mess, one with a ranking, one without. Both Kindle. It has a list with ">" in it (see above)
Flipped Fables, no ranking. It has the tickyboxes too
Torqued Tales is still ranked. Ticky boxes



I do not get it.

Comments

[synamontwist.livejournal.com]

The gospel CD sounds like a win! What are the royalties on that bad boy?-grin-

Well, anyone so secure in themselves that they can afford to piss off the 12% of society born gay ,PLUS all thier friends, PLUS families,PLUS aqauintances, and PLUS anyone who believes in civil rights( maybe people who READ for instance???lol) must be doing well enough to do without my money? Fuck em.

huggs

Kes

[jaye-valentine.livejournal.com]

But it does have this:

Key Phrases - Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
aching cock, anal probe

*boggle* (I promise you I used neither of them)

However, your co-contributors did, multiple times. A "search inside" of those terms compared to the TOC page numbers shows in which stories they occur.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

At least if someone's cock was aching in mine, it was probably because it had been stuffed in a cage or chastity device.

But no. Fresno Blue is mine, though.