valarltd: (debbie--oh shit)
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The Parade was hot and she frizzled.
The snowcones were yummy.
There were lots of people she hadn't seen for a while

And she came home with 20 condoms, 5 dental dams, a female condom and six tubes of lube.

"It's like trick or treat for birth control!" she announced.

Date: 2008-06-17 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jlm121.livejournal.com
If you have any interest in possibly shocking our father into a coma have Bun let that one fly on the fourth.

I love that Kid.

Date: 2008-06-17 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
Actually, we were going to give him a heart attack with her driver's license.
(if she can manage it)

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