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The Parade was hot and she frizzled.
The snowcones were yummy.
There were lots of people she hadn't seen for a while

And she came home with 20 condoms, 5 dental dams, a female condom and six tubes of lube.

"It's like trick or treat for birth control!" she announced.
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