Bad Day

[valarltd]

Open letter to my body:
You're fewkin fired.
It's a perfectly normal function. You have it every 28 days, give-or-take
There is no excuse for crankiness, bloating, upset tummy, back pain like I'm in labor AND cramps.
Menopause. Look it up. Get ON with it!

Also? being ravenous 2 hours after breakfast is Not Cricket.
Yes, I will make you wait until lunch. No, we are not snacking.
You have 150lb of fat. Burn it and stop bugging me while I'm earning the next sandwich.

Head, you can stop hurting any time. It would be appreciated.

No love, me

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In other news, I have the rights to Nikolai back. *sads* My royalties have all been paid, and I've inquired about placing it as an EC Exotica. Am looking into other houses as well.

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Seen on the road: Cheney/Satan 08

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My whole F'list is off to Media West or Indy 4.
I have to work.
8P

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Just got word Robert Lynn Asprin died today, very suddenly.
I loved his Thieves World stuff, and Myth Adventures shaped a lot of my taste in humorous fantasy.


On the whole, a sucky day.
Mudd's was no better, so we're avoiding each other.

Comments

[megleigh.livejournal.com]

I so relate on the every 28 days thing. That's my misery du jour today, also. *hugs*

I am not off to Media West or Indy 4. We can listen to the echoes together. :)

I am 1,400 words behind where I wanted to be today. I am not happy.

I watched Torchwood, A Day in the Death and that didn't help.

The following, however, did help. Maybe it will make you smile also.

Basement Cat

Feel better...

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Yesterday, one of the old men that hangs out in a dealership asked where I'd been. (I don't deliver there often because they seldom order).

I shot him a wicked grin and said "Walking up and down upon the Earth and going to and fro upon it." IOW, Satan's answer to God in Job.

I'm 3 short stories and a novella behind where I wanted to be this time this month. 8( I kinda got blocked after finishing Lord Edward.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

It's not currently available. I hope to have that remedied very shortly.
(Once EC releases me from the first refusal on it, I plan to offer it in both print and .pdf formats myself)

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Asprin died? Well that fucking sucks. :-(

[oxbastetxo.livejournal.com]

(((huggles)))

Not your whole flist. :-( Not at Media either. First time in...9 years.

Bugger about Asprin. I love the M.Y.T.H. books.

[janedavitt.livejournal.com]

Robert Asprin died? Oh, that's sad. I wasn't into the Thieves' World ones but I have all his Myth ones and the Phule's Company ones - though they're co-written recently which is always a warning sign, I guess.