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valarltdOpen letter to my body:
You're fewkin fired.
It's a perfectly normal function. You have it every 28 days, give-or-take
There is no excuse for crankiness, bloating, upset tummy, back pain like I'm in labor AND cramps.
Menopause. Look it up. Get ON with it!
Also? being ravenous 2 hours after breakfast is Not Cricket.
Yes, I will make you wait until lunch. No, we are not snacking.
You have 150lb of fat. Burn it and stop bugging me while I'm earning the next sandwich.
Head, you can stop hurting any time. It would be appreciated.
No love, me
~~~
In other news, I have the rights to Nikolai back. *sads* My royalties have all been paid, and I've inquired about placing it as an EC Exotica. Am looking into other houses as well.
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Seen on the road: Cheney/Satan 08
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My whole F'list is off to Media West or Indy 4.
I have to work.
8P
~~~
Just got word Robert Lynn Asprin died today, very suddenly.
I loved his Thieves World stuff, and Myth Adventures shaped a lot of my taste in humorous fantasy.
On the whole, a sucky day.
Mudd's was no better, so we're avoiding each other.
You're fewkin fired.
It's a perfectly normal function. You have it every 28 days, give-or-take
There is no excuse for crankiness, bloating, upset tummy, back pain like I'm in labor AND cramps.
Menopause. Look it up. Get ON with it!
Also? being ravenous 2 hours after breakfast is Not Cricket.
Yes, I will make you wait until lunch. No, we are not snacking.
You have 150lb of fat. Burn it and stop bugging me while I'm earning the next sandwich.
Head, you can stop hurting any time. It would be appreciated.
No love, me
~~~
In other news, I have the rights to Nikolai back. *sads* My royalties have all been paid, and I've inquired about placing it as an EC Exotica. Am looking into other houses as well.
~~~
Seen on the road: Cheney/Satan 08
~~~
My whole F'list is off to Media West or Indy 4.
I have to work.
8P
~~~
Just got word Robert Lynn Asprin died today, very suddenly.
I loved his Thieves World stuff, and Myth Adventures shaped a lot of my taste in humorous fantasy.
On the whole, a sucky day.
Mudd's was no better, so we're avoiding each other.
