Destroying America, one marriage at a time

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Yesterday at noon, in every Proper Family (tm) in America, marriage licenses combusted. Wedding rings melted and wedding pictures mysteriously faded.

Today, Mudd asked me to stand Best Dyke when he married the D-Man over the summer. (he hopes my old wedding dress fits him) I suggested we make it a double and proposed to Naomi.

For a look at the horror about to be unleashed on an unsuspecting America




Del and Phyllis have been together for over 50 years.

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The D-Man checks in:

Well it's about bloody time! Mudd's been stringin' me along for "how many" years now?! Don't think he's quite pure enough anymore to be wearing white though. How about red for everybody?

Mudd got cold feet however, as I hear he's already cancelled the summer Colorado trip due to financial & logistical concerns... which is probably just as well, as my current wife absolutely loathes the idea of polygamy. She just doesn't like to share, and never did play too well with others.

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What wife?
Don't you know?
The mere existence of same sex marriage nullifies every heterosexual marriage ever!