Destroying America, one marriage at a time

[valarltd]

Yesterday at noon, in every Proper Family (tm) in America, marriage licenses combusted. Wedding rings melted and wedding pictures mysteriously faded.

Today, Mudd asked me to stand Best Dyke when he married the D-Man over the summer. (he hopes my old wedding dress fits him) I suggested we make it a double and proposed to Naomi.

For a look at the horror about to be unleashed on an unsuspecting America




Del and Phyllis have been together for over 50 years.

Comments

[sydmcginley.livejournal.com]

Aw... that could melt even my stony heart.

[saraphina-marie.livejournal.com]

Awwwww!!!!

Huzzah for CA and gay couples everywhere!

[dakiwiboid.livejournal.com]

I think I feel MORE married. But then I really am debauched.

[mother2012.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Yes, one need only visit my church to be truly horrified - dykes over *there* and gays up *there* - holding hands and putting their arms around each other and ... and ... they've been married! ... in the church!

And worse yet, damn few divorces! How terribly Un-American!

May the wedding day be truly joyous!

[nbrooks.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

The D-Man checks in:

Well it's about bloody time! Mudd's been stringin' me along for "how many" years now?! Don't think he's quite pure enough anymore to be wearing white though. How about red for everybody?

Mudd got cold feet however, as I hear he's already cancelled the summer Colorado trip due to financial & logistical concerns... which is probably just as well, as my current wife absolutely loathes the idea of polygamy. She just doesn't like to share, and never did play too well with others.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

What wife?
Don't you know?
The mere existence of same sex marriage nullifies every heterosexual marriage ever!