I has a cover
Sep. 20th, 2007 09:51 pmI got my first Ellora's Cave cover. It's under the cut. Along with my reactions.

OK, he looks nothing like either man in the story. He looks like an escapee from an 80's teen movie.
Dear Bird, he's molesting the pumpkin.
Thumb ring. *snicker* Wrist tat *snerk* Tight little brown nipples...hmm, pumpkin guts are sexy? Who knew?

OK, he looks nothing like either man in the story. He looks like an escapee from an 80's teen movie.
Dear Bird, he's molesting the pumpkin.
Thumb ring. *snicker* Wrist tat *snerk* Tight little brown nipples...hmm, pumpkin guts are sexy? Who knew?
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Date: 2007-09-21 03:21 am (UTC)Remind me to show you TANDEM's cover sometime. It looks for all the world like the model is pleasuring himself behind the title of the book.
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Date: 2007-09-21 03:42 am (UTC)But I understand this is a stock cover for Trick or Treats, and I know my guys are too old and too odd-looking to be mainstream romance models.
The thumb ring got me. It's...slutty.
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Date: 2007-09-21 08:42 am (UTC)I think EC's cover art mixed with stuff about 'sex it up - no more plot - no sex it up' just makes me run away laughing at my freedom. Plus there's something wrong with not showing properly aged models. There's more to the world that some Smallville Farm Boy Reject with a Kryptonite mutation for buggering pumpkins.
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Date: 2007-09-21 11:20 am (UTC)I'm not used to men who wear more than 2 rings, a wedding band and a pinky ring.
It's a stock cover for the line. There'll be 2 or 3, and all the Trick Or Treat stories will have them.