Tis the Season

[valarltd]

Since I was rum-pa-pum-pummed to death in my 3 hour sojourn at the mall, you get a Santa letter

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I bought porn for higlearn (-10 points). Last week I gave irisbleu a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I helped eyeless_angel hide a body (-173 points). In May I set watergal's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I broke gblvr's X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-211 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, valarltd

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Comments

[norda.livejournal.com]

You *do* mean "rum-pa-pum-pummelled", don't you?

Hee!

*runs*