Tis the Season
Nov. 11th, 2006 04:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdSince I was rum-pa-pum-pummed to death in my 3 hour sojourn at the mall, you get a Santa letter
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I bought porn for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small} higlearn (-10 points). Last week I gave ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif){kind=small} irisbleu a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In April I helped eyeless_angel hide a body (-173 points). In May I set watergal's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last month I broke gblvr's X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-211 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, |
