Late to planetary wank, but I was inspired

[valarltd]

In the discussion of how a 52 year old man can proposition a 16 year old boy under his authority and it's the fault of the:
(check 1 or more)
__booze
__closet
__Vast Homosexual Capitol Hill Conspiracy
__Democrats
__Roman Catholic Church
__page himself
__Planned Parenthood
__Liberal Media
__Bill Clinton
__man himself (option declared invalid by the Party of Personal Responsibility and Family Values)

The following came up:
"Yeah, they'll blame this on Clinton and the Democrats, but at least on Clinton's watch, we never lost a WHOLE PLANET."

And I was inspired to make an icon.

Comments

[darklymoonlit.livejournal.com]

Pshaw. At least in the Clinton sex scandal they were both well of age. ...and we didn't have to listen to news casters try to be all cold and clinical while reading dirty IMs. *shudders*