Late to planetary wank, but I was inspired

[valarltd]

In the discussion of how a 52 year old man can proposition a 16 year old boy under his authority and it's the fault of the:
(check 1 or more)
__booze
__closet
__Vast Homosexual Capitol Hill Conspiracy
__Democrats
__Roman Catholic Church
__page himself
__Planned Parenthood
__Liberal Media
__Bill Clinton
__man himself (option declared invalid by the Party of Personal Responsibility and Family Values)

The following came up:
"Yeah, they'll blame this on Clinton and the Democrats, but at least on Clinton's watch, we never lost a WHOLE PLANET."

And I was inspired to make an icon.