You know your muses are out of control when:

[valarltd]

1) Hanging is considered foreplay

2) The words "I am a werewolf, not a dog. The litterbox is not my personal snack-tray." come up

3) Martinis routinely include "things" other than the gin or vodka.

4) The only problem with sleeping with a pair of identical twins is what to do with the elbows.

5) The only problem involved in sleeping with your twin brother is he's jealous of the twins in #4

6) Your daddy sends you virtual sex toys.

7) They start making inside jokes that only the other muses get and you just go "huh?"


Brats.

Comments

The D-Man checks in

[(Anonymous)]

In relation to #4... I have frequently found that a good leather, shoulders to finger-tips sleeve, or a set of quality arm binders nicely handle the elbows problem, and usually leave some nice little D-rings for "other" attachments.

Re: The D-Man checks in

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Ah, but only one of the twins--James--is a bottom.

Therein lies the problem. Zara would as likely end in the sleeve as one of her lovers.