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valarltd1) Hanging is considered foreplay
2) The words "I am a werewolf, not a dog. The litterbox is not my personal snack-tray." come up
3) Martinis routinely include "things" other than the gin or vodka.
4) The only problem with sleeping with a pair of identical twins is what to do with the elbows.
5) The only problem involved in sleeping with your twin brother is he's jealous of the twins in #4
6) Your daddy sends you virtual sex toys.
7) They start making inside jokes that only the other muses get and you just go "huh?"
Brats.
2) The words "I am a werewolf, not a dog. The litterbox is not my personal snack-tray." come up
3) Martinis routinely include "things" other than the gin or vodka.
4) The only problem with sleeping with a pair of identical twins is what to do with the elbows.
5) The only problem involved in sleeping with your twin brother is he's jealous of the twins in #4
6) Your daddy sends you virtual sex toys.
7) They start making inside jokes that only the other muses get and you just go "huh?"
Brats.
