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Ten things I've done that you (probably) haven't. Stories available on request.

1) Lost my footing rappelling, flipped upside down and hit the cliff.
2) sprained my shoulder doing it.
3) Did three out of four labors with no pain meds at all, and the fourth with only an analgesic
4) Delivered a baby totally alone: no husband, no doctor, no nurse, no midwife.
5) Been a medical textbook photograph
6) crocheted with latigo leather
7) cooked a whole dragon
8) Been burned by a celebrity's cigarette
9) made my own sex toys
10) wrote fanfiction based on a social studies textbook in third grade.

Date: 2005-02-22 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com
My ex lover made me a plaster-of-paris casting of his dick once and it felt quite uncomfortable up my...ah...is it just different with vaginas?

Date: 2005-02-22 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
Depends a lot on the woman.

And I'll be blunt: I want the butt-plug a LOT softer. There I go for the lovely jelly sort commercially available.

But vaginally, I'm something of a size queen, and a lot of a perv. You can't generalize anything about women from me. Most women don't even masturbate by insertion.

Date: 2005-02-22 06:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com
I find you totally fascinating. I have since that very first time you commented in my journal. I have a feeling if we lived in the same city, we'd be good friends!

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