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Ten things I've done that you (probably) haven't. Stories available on request.

1) Lost my footing rappelling, flipped upside down and hit the cliff.
2) sprained my shoulder doing it.
3) Did three out of four labors with no pain meds at all, and the fourth with only an analgesic
4) Delivered a baby totally alone: no husband, no doctor, no nurse, no midwife.
5) Been a medical textbook photograph
6) crocheted with latigo leather
7) cooked a whole dragon
8) Been burned by a celebrity's cigarette
9) made my own sex toys
10) wrote fanfiction based on a social studies textbook in third grade.

Date: 2005-02-22 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com
There is a bunch of these I want to hear about!

4) Delivered a baby totally alone: no husband, no doctor, no nurse, no midwife.
5) Been a medical textbook photograph
7) cooked a whole dragon
8) Been burned by a celebrity's cigarette
9) made my own sex toys

Number 9 should come with instructions please...

Date: 2005-02-22 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
4 and 9 are discussed above.

5) I had perforated eardrums as a child. once, everything tipped so the doctors had an utterly incredible view of the middle ear. So many release forms were filled out and my middle ear became a textbook photo.

7) 1991, it was our incipient shire's very first event. I decided to serve a dragon. One more skilled than I carved the head out of a block of cheese, and we added bread-machine loaves (round) for the neck. I added a pair of drumsticks to the hugest turkey carcass we could find. And I baked a cake in the shape of a dragon's tail and frosted it to look like scales.

8) I was at KC con II in the early 80s. Judson Scott, not just a handsome man and my crush du jour, was a chain smoker and in a hurry. He apologized and I was completely tongue tied.

Date: 2005-02-22 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kc-risenphoenix.livejournal.com
You were at KC Con II? How totally cool! I hadn't moved to KC yet... Hopefully one day you will make it back and I'll meet you...

GREAT stories! WOW!

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