Because I'm a lemming

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I want Angel to write _____________.
Angel should get a clue and stop writing _________.
_______ would make Angel's stories better.
If Angel writes _________ one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
Angel should rewrite __________ and change _________.
Angel should ____________ in her next story.
Angel should use the word(s) __________ in her next story.

Just Let me know, OK? No guarantees.

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[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

I want Angel to write hobbitslash.
Angel should get a clue and stop writing an absence of hobbitslash.
Hobbitslashers would make Angel's stories better.
If Angel writes no hobbits one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
Angel should slash Frodo and Sam in her next story.
Angel should use the word(s) "plastic booty sex" in her next story, because randwise_gamgee said so.

;)

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I think Adrienne like hobbits.

::wails:: But I'm a Legolas/Gimli shipper! And I shot my wad for that one!

Seriously, I have a lot of trouble writing LotR fanfic, because of the tone. I've written 2, but am not sure I have a third in me.

And "plastic booty sex" is far better suited to A-Team (I can hear Murdock saying it) than Tolkien.