Because I'm a lemming

[valarltd]

I want Angel to write _____________.
Angel should get a clue and stop writing _________.
_______ would make Angel's stories better.
If Angel writes _________ one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
Angel should rewrite __________ and change _________.
Angel should ____________ in her next story.
Angel should use the word(s) __________ in her next story.

Just Let me know, OK? No guarantees.

Comments

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

I want Angel to write hobbitslash.
Angel should get a clue and stop writing an absence of hobbitslash.
Hobbitslashers would make Angel's stories better.
If Angel writes no hobbits one more time, I'll kick her ass because it's so annoying.
Angel should slash Frodo and Sam in her next story.
Angel should use the word(s) "plastic booty sex" in her next story, because randwise_gamgee said so.

;)

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, I think Adrienne like hobbits.

::wails:: But I'm a Legolas/Gimli shipper! And I shot my wad for that one!

Seriously, I have a lot of trouble writing LotR fanfic, because of the tone. I've written 2, but am not sure I have a third in me.

And "plastic booty sex" is far better suited to A-Team (I can hear Murdock saying it) than Tolkien.

[jkb.livejournal.com]

I want Angel to keep writing Luke and Han.
Angel should re-write Win/Lose Parameters and make the torture erotic rather than squicky (though I know she won't 'cause she doesn't believe in going back like that, and I respect that).
Angel should work with me on her next story -- oh, she's already doing that.
:)

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

It may surprise you to know I've been turning the idea of a Special Edition for "Win/Lose Parameters" over in my head. I could write it so much better today.

If you're doing "Luke Abuse 2" I may have it for you.

[morgan-d.livejournal.com]

I don't like telling writers what they should do, but if you promise to take it as nothing but suggestions or challenges...

I want Angel to write a sequel for "Bluffs".
Better html configuration would make Angel's stories better easier to read in her site.
If Angel writes stories without Luke one more time, I'll kick her ass pout, because it's so annoying (for a Luke's chick like me).
Angel should rewrite nothing, and change the place of "Eye of Dawn" in her site, since it's listed as having a Han/Luke pairing.
Angel should have a Leia/Han/Luke threesome in her next story. (By the way, the link for "A Last Taste of Vrlam" seems to be broken.)
Angel should use the words "serendipity" and "catamite" in her next story.

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

I almost never write sequels.
Eeep! Thanks for the heads up on my site. I've fixed the links. I seriously need to clean up some HTML. Project for my next Saturday at work.

Serendipitous catamitic threeway, see what I can do.
(Actually, I'm working on a threeway for the next piece. It's for "Into the Dark")