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<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">God/Goddess of</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Starvation</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Element:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Fire</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Animal Companion:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Bulldog</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weak against</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Coffee</td><td bgcolor="#000000">Weapon:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">None</td>

Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Must be one of those bitch-goddesses. Cower, cower before me else I will aflict you with anorexia and a compulsion to be a fashion model!


As for lies:

1) At various times I have made money as a waitress, a casino cashier, a stripper, a call girl, a seamstress, a medical textbook model and a milliner.

All true.

2) I have lived in Peculiar, Dumas, Pocohontas, Tightwad, Greasy Corner and Lame Deer.

This is the lie. I did grow up in Peculiar. I lived in Dumas for a year. I almost moved to Pocohontas. Tightwad MO has a great BBQ joint and I took refuge there in a winter storm once while traveling. Greasy Corner is about 2 miles north of where my husband works. We looked at a house there. The most i've done in Lame Deer is pulled off the exit to nurse a baby who couldn't make it to Billings.


3) I have no eardrums.

True. Mine ruptured and never healed. A skin graft sort of took but is long gone. I do hear, but there is a definite loss.

4) I have a neurological disease so rare the last studies are over 80 years old.

True, the last studies on Levy-Roussay Syndrome were done in the 1920's.

5) I speak 4 languages, play 3 musical instruments, pursue 8 needlework hobbies, have written 2 cookbooks, have sex three times a week and hold a full time job.

Yes. I speak English fluently. Spanish, German and French, in descending order, I speak almost well enough to get my point across in an emergency. I play keyboard, recorder and dhoumbek badly. I sew, crochet, crossstitch, embroider, needlepoint, do plastic canvas, quilt and knit. I wrote a basic cookbook and a medieval cookbook.

I am a busy lady

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I was a grade-schooler. At one point, my ears tipped in interesting ways and parts that are not normally visible were visible. My folks signed a bunch of releases and the doctors took lots of pictures through the electron microscope.

All I had to do was lie still. The money went into my college fund.

[chibisama.livejournal.com]

O_O


*dies*