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Oct. 5th, 2003 09:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdMust be one of those bitch-goddesses. Cower, cower before me else I will aflict you with anorexia and a compulsion to be a fashion model!
As for lies:
1) At various times I have made money as a waitress, a casino cashier, a stripper, a call girl, a seamstress, a medical textbook model and a milliner.
All true.
2) I have lived in Peculiar, Dumas, Pocohontas, Tightwad, Greasy Corner and Lame Deer.
This is the lie. I did grow up in Peculiar. I lived in Dumas for a year. I almost moved to Pocohontas. Tightwad MO has a great BBQ joint and I took refuge there in a winter storm once while traveling. Greasy Corner is about 2 miles north of where my husband works. We looked at a house there. The most i've done in Lame Deer is pulled off the exit to nurse a baby who couldn't make it to Billings.
3) I have no eardrums.
True. Mine ruptured and never healed. A skin graft sort of took but is long gone. I do hear, but there is a definite loss.
4) I have a neurological disease so rare the last studies are over 80 years old.
True, the last studies on Levy-Roussay Syndrome were done in the 1920's.
5) I speak 4 languages, play 3 musical instruments, pursue 8 needlework hobbies, have written 2 cookbooks, have sex three times a week and hold a full time job.
Yes. I speak English fluently. Spanish, German and French, in descending order, I speak almost well enough to get my point across in an emergency. I play keyboard, recorder and dhoumbek badly. I sew, crochet, crossstitch, embroider, needlepoint, do plastic canvas, quilt and knit. I wrote a basic cookbook and a medieval cookbook.
I am a busy lady
