Lies and the Lying Liar that tells them,

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Of the following, which is false:

1) At various times I have made money as a waitress, a casino cashier, a stripper, a call girl, a seamstress, a medical textbook model and a milliner.

2) I have lived in Peculiar, Dumas, Pocohontas, Tightwad, Greasy Corner and Lame Deer.

3) I have no eardrums.

4) I have a neurological disease so rare the last studies are over 80 years old.

5) I speak 4 languages, play 3 musical instruments, pursue 8 needlework hobbies, have written 2 cookbooks, have sex three times a week and hold a full time job.

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