Lies and the Lying Liar that tells them,

[valarltd]

Of the following, which is false:

1) At various times I have made money as a waitress, a casino cashier, a stripper, a call girl, a seamstress, a medical textbook model and a milliner.

2) I have lived in Peculiar, Dumas, Pocohontas, Tightwad, Greasy Corner and Lame Deer.

3) I have no eardrums.

4) I have a neurological disease so rare the last studies are over 80 years old.

5) I speak 4 languages, play 3 musical instruments, pursue 8 needlework hobbies, have written 2 cookbooks, have sex three times a week and hold a full time job.

Comments

[minitrog.livejournal.com]

3?

[jkb.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's 3, because I know your ears are very weird. (But how can you hear at all with no eardrums?) I know you're into every hobby under the sun, but you never mention musical instruments or foreign languages, so I'm going to go with 5. Unless it's 2. Hmm. OK, this is my final answer: I think it's 2.