From our "the Hammer is my penis" department

A lot of talk has been going around about proper terms for delicate anatomy.
Here at Succubus Productions, we've compiled a list of words we won't be using in fiction. Although we have used terms like "Eve's Tempter" and "A shaft of Cupid's cut" and "bit of beef," we adamently refuse to use these.

What follows is not safe for work. We take no responsibility for drinks spewed over your monitor, on your keyboard or out your nose. The horror is that somewhere, out there, someone is USING THESE TERMS!

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Blots from the Debauched Desk

• 21:41 Alive on the inside is put to bed at 78K. Now I can lay off freaks and go for flower fairies and eunuch dancers. #
• 14:44 NIKO-CHAN page is up. Book is available July 1. www.darkroastpress.com/nikochan.php #

Please to be sweeping them into the wastebasket now
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A good scale day

I had one.
I am down a total of 21.4 lbs, meaning I now weight 274.6

This is serious progress. After 7.6 more lbs, I'll have lost 10% of my body weight.

A break from writing

So when I need a break I crochet.

This is a garter I made from an 1897 pattern and an afghan I made for Jonner and Dollface's teacher's wedding.

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2 out of 12 of my craft projects done.