Moral Failures are such a bummer.

I'm willing to turn in my feminist card, and my pagan card, for this wicked thought.

If you haven't heard, a West Hollywood household put up a Halloween display that included John McCain roasting in hellfire and Sarah Palin in a noose.

My first thought was "Her dress should be black, not red."

After being horrified at myself for that,
my next was "What does she expect, palling around with witch-hunters? The only difference between a godly woman and witch is how irritated a powerful man is with her."


All right, mea culpa.

From the "Only My Kids" File #30789

Dollface is 8

She brought home a flier from school. It came from the Assembly of God church family fest. "Meet the Real Iron Man! Jesus!" "Trunk or Treat! Sun Nov 2" etc etc.

She said "it's only for Christians, right?" as she carried it to the wastebasket.

I said "No, they want nonchristian kids to come so they'll learn about Jesus and become Christian."

She dropped it in the trash. "Well, I'm not falling for THAT trick."