Haiku day

Weird Dreams. Lots of Spam.
The Shrub is a Sodomite.
Aunt Flo picked today.

Let me explain.

( cut for bizarre dreams )

40 pieces of spam today. Not much really, but I'm not related to Mr. A Aethelynde, i don't want to buy more property and No, I don't have a penis to enlarge.

( Bush guilty of Sin of Sodom )

And yeah, cramps and other fun stuff. Grrrrrr.

Silliness

dolimir is starting Readers Anonymous. Hi, I'm Angel and I'm a Literature Abuser. It started innocuopusly enough. A bit of Dr. Seuss (oh how I loved the Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz) a bit of Fairy tale. When I was 9, I moved into adult level chapter books. I fed my habit on my 25c a week allowance and the public library. Then came book clubs. Now, i work as a librarian. I have constant access to books, and devour many in the course of a week.


Mudd has decided to recast "Cats." Only instead of cats, we're using disembodied penises. "Cocks." Now and Until-the-Vigara-Wears-Off. We'll gloss over the song "Bungholejerrie and Pussyteaser" and just leave it at the "Please don't make me want to spork my eyes out at 2 AM" level.