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valarltdWeird Dreams. Lots of Spam.
The Shrub is a Sodomite.
Aunt Flo picked today.
Let me explain.
Somehow I would up taking the bus to work, and they shipped me into a time portal with orders. All I know is I had to be rescued from falling Nazi Berlin by helicopter (did they even have choppers in 42?) along with a lot of the other party brass. I think my job was to dump the helicopter in the ocean on the way to South America. I was still myself but also Joseph Goebbels.
Mission accomplished I stepped back through the time portal, and wound up naked at work. I took the bus home naked, and hubby met me at the transfer point. I was taking Miss Piggy's advice to "Carry yourself so that no one notices you happen to be wearing a gym suit." We headed home, passing a Girl Scout Day Camp and picking up our son from computer camp. For some reason he had the latest in faddish pants that had no seat. All these 10 yo boys running about in MC Hammer pants with their butts bare. I was still naked, and still carrying myself as if I was dressed for the Beaux Arts Ball.
Anyway, we wound up at Barry Hall (the admin building on campus), which had been turned into a hotel. I think I had to run an MWC panel, still naked.
Smehow, I would up in the pool with 2 guys who were interested in me. Now, I was dressed! I suggested skinny dipping, and they were all for it. I slide into the pool and strip-teased out of my shirt (my caffiene mantra shirt). When i opened my eyes and checked the door, Ken-the-SoloClone in his British flag T was standing in the doorway looking horrified.
"What? Tall fat chicks need sex too," I snapped at him and and added "Either join us or leave." He left, but housekeeping showed up and had to clean the (overly luxurrious) pool room and the bathrooms (which were utterly weird and included complementary mastectomy prostheses and glue.)
40 pieces of spam today. Not much really, but I'm not related to Mr. A Aethelynde, i don't want to buy more property and No, I don't have a penis to enlarge.
http://www.tikkun.org/magazine/index.cfm/action/tikkun/issue/tik0407/article/040703a.html
"According to Jewish tradition, the sin of Sodom was not homosexuality, but rather insensitivity to the needs of the stranger. Abraham was famed for his hospitality—according to tradition, he kept his tent open during the day in all four directions, and when he saw strangers approach he would rush to greet them and feed them. Thus, he tried to prepare food for the messengers who came to tell him of the fulfillment of his dream to have a child with Sarah before he even knew who they were. Those same messengers proceeded to the house of Abraham's nephew Lot in the town of Sodom, where they were accosted by an angry mob who demanded Lot hand over the strangers. The Rabbis argued that this was consistent with the, Sodomites' general refusal to treat the powerless in a welcoming and generous way—and it is for this sin, not homosexuality, that the city of Sodom merits the fire and brimstone and people turning into salt."
More at the link.
And yeah, cramps and other fun stuff. Grrrrrr.
The Shrub is a Sodomite.
Aunt Flo picked today.
Let me explain.
Somehow I would up taking the bus to work, and they shipped me into a time portal with orders. All I know is I had to be rescued from falling Nazi Berlin by helicopter (did they even have choppers in 42?) along with a lot of the other party brass. I think my job was to dump the helicopter in the ocean on the way to South America. I was still myself but also Joseph Goebbels.
Mission accomplished I stepped back through the time portal, and wound up naked at work. I took the bus home naked, and hubby met me at the transfer point. I was taking Miss Piggy's advice to "Carry yourself so that no one notices you happen to be wearing a gym suit." We headed home, passing a Girl Scout Day Camp and picking up our son from computer camp. For some reason he had the latest in faddish pants that had no seat. All these 10 yo boys running about in MC Hammer pants with their butts bare. I was still naked, and still carrying myself as if I was dressed for the Beaux Arts Ball.
Anyway, we wound up at Barry Hall (the admin building on campus), which had been turned into a hotel. I think I had to run an MWC panel, still naked.
Smehow, I would up in the pool with 2 guys who were interested in me. Now, I was dressed! I suggested skinny dipping, and they were all for it. I slide into the pool and strip-teased out of my shirt (my caffiene mantra shirt). When i opened my eyes and checked the door, Ken-the-SoloClone in his British flag T was standing in the doorway looking horrified.
"What? Tall fat chicks need sex too," I snapped at him and and added "Either join us or leave." He left, but housekeeping showed up and had to clean the (overly luxurrious) pool room and the bathrooms (which were utterly weird and included complementary mastectomy prostheses and glue.)
40 pieces of spam today. Not much really, but I'm not related to Mr. A Aethelynde, i don't want to buy more property and No, I don't have a penis to enlarge.
http://www.tikkun.org/magazine/index.cfm/action/tikkun/issue/tik0407/article/040703a.html
"According to Jewish tradition, the sin of Sodom was not homosexuality, but rather insensitivity to the needs of the stranger. Abraham was famed for his hospitality—according to tradition, he kept his tent open during the day in all four directions, and when he saw strangers approach he would rush to greet them and feed them. Thus, he tried to prepare food for the messengers who came to tell him of the fulfillment of his dream to have a child with Sarah before he even knew who they were. Those same messengers proceeded to the house of Abraham's nephew Lot in the town of Sodom, where they were accosted by an angry mob who demanded Lot hand over the strangers. The Rabbis argued that this was consistent with the, Sodomites' general refusal to treat the powerless in a welcoming and generous way—and it is for this sin, not homosexuality, that the city of Sodom merits the fire and brimstone and people turning into salt."
More at the link.
And yeah, cramps and other fun stuff. Grrrrrr.
