Why Angel SHOULD NOT listen to the boys at 2 AM

Or "What was Luke Thinking/Drinking! (And is it really Luke, or practical-joking plot-bunny?)"
Or "If I make it an LJ entry, I'll never have to write it into a story."

So there I am, half asleep, and all of a sudden I'm hearing a voice.
Took most of my will-power not to do this at that time, but if I don't do it now, it'll get stuck in my head for weeks.

"You don't believe in the Force, do you, Han? I can open you to it." (long pause, sexy sounds)
"Do you feel the Force now? Now? Oh yeahhhhhhh. Who's your Jedi Master? huh? Who's your Jedi Master!"

OK, so maybe I just need to quit watching Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back before bed.
(At least the phrase "wild Corelli bitch" went unsaid...)

The good man who was to mind the house...

Hubby stayed home to meet the cable guys who are putting in the cable modem.
Oh what a day he has had...

I called while he was answering Nature's Call. The cable guys showed up while he was still answering Nature's Call.

He stepped out the back door and smelled very strong gas, and so called Arkla. The gas co. sent someone out.

Our furnace is malfunctioning. The thing is only 25 years old! So he calls the Warrenty company to get them out. The furnace guys arrive.

And in the middle of all this, the daycare calls him to get the kids.

So he has no heat and two pre-schoolers. And the house is Grand Central Station.

Glad it's him and not me.