Update on offenses

[valarltd]

1) My girls still both love me.

2) I need to learn to say "Pardon me while I open a window. Would you like a peppermint while I'm up?" instead of "What the everloving fuck crawled up your ass and died, you filthy pig? Ye gods, warn me next time you're gonna fart so I can get a gas mask."

Freedom of speech means I have an absolute right to say anything I want.
It also means you have the same absolute right to make me look like a tool for it.
And most of my friends can do that in 50 words or less. 8)

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