Update on offenses
Apr. 13th, 2012 01:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltd1) My girls still both love me.
2) I need to learn to say "Pardon me while I open a window. Would you like a peppermint while I'm up?" instead of "What the everloving fuck crawled up your ass and died, you filthy pig? Ye gods, warn me next time you're gonna fart so I can get a gas mask."
Freedom of speech means I have an absolute right to say anything I want.
It also means you have the same absolute right to make me look like a tool for it.
And most of my friends can do that in 50 words or less. 8)
2) I need to learn to say "Pardon me while I open a window. Would you like a peppermint while I'm up?" instead of "What the everloving fuck crawled up your ass and died, you filthy pig? Ye gods, warn me next time you're gonna fart so I can get a gas mask."
Freedom of speech means I have an absolute right to say anything I want.
It also means you have the same absolute right to make me look like a tool for it.
And most of my friends can do that in 50 words or less. 8)
