Why Angel SHOULD NOT listen to the boys at 2 AM

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Or "What was Luke Thinking/Drinking! (And is it really Luke, or practical-joking plot-bunny?)"
Or "If I make it an LJ entry, I'll never have to write it into a story."

So there I am, half asleep, and all of a sudden I'm hearing a voice.
Took most of my will-power not to do this at that time, but if I don't do it now, it'll get stuck in my head for weeks.

"You don't believe in the Force, do you, Han? I can open you to it." (long pause, sexy sounds)
"Do you feel the Force now? Now? Oh yeahhhhhhh. Who's your Jedi Master? huh? Who's your Jedi Master!"

OK, so maybe I just need to quit watching Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back before bed.
(At least the phrase "wild Corelli bitch" went unsaid...)

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Re: LOL!

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It was the "Innocent ANH voice" Luke.
At least the first part of the line.

The bit about "opening to the Force" is straught from Ben Kenobis radio dialogue.

The rest is probably the fault of listening to "Things Yoda would say in bed." and the "Who's your Jedi Master?" challenge at Sith-Chicks.

(I had a plug-ugly in a bar mock the boys with it.)

My Luke has a sense of humor, if not quite that twisted. He found out Han was ticklish and will use the Force to hold Han still while he tickles.

Nope, don't want to go there. But the whole "Do you know how much I want to fuck you" gremlin turned into a respectable bunny. The "It's a cock. You suck it." bunny hasn't developed.