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"Enjoy yourself while you can."

That's not a fortune cookie, that's a hit cookie.

Date: 2009-02-04 01:10 pm (UTC)
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Once when I was having dinner with a fairly emo friend, he got a fortune cookie that said "All is not yet lost". He, totally unironically, put a hand to his forehead and sighed, "That means I have something left to lose!"

Yes, I laughed.

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