Exit Polls

Nov. 4th, 2008 07:03 am
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Early Numbers Show Nearly 100 Percent Exit Polls
(2004-11-02) -- Early numbers from across the nation indicate that Americans are leaving voting precincts in huge numbers.

"While the mainstream media is abuzz with stories of huge voter turnout," said an unnamed pollster, "that's only half of the story. We're finding that as many people are going away from the polls as are coming toward them."

According to the source, preliminary results show more than 99 percent of voters exit polls.

A spokesman for the Obama-Biden campaign said the early figures bode well for the Democrat ticket.

"Sen. Obama is a man with a plan and an exit strategy," the source said, "and his supporters are following his example today. Voters are moving in a new direction."


(An oldie but a goodie from the local paper, updated for the times)

Date: 2008-11-04 01:18 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The D-Man checks in:

Record voter turn-out however also means that the Republican camp is showing up in record numbers as well to oppose the Democratic ticket. Double-edged sword that...

Not looking forward to the race issue being splashed all over the media & analyzed to death for 2-3 weeks if the Democrats lose, but it may well happen.

Date: 2008-11-04 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
And you missed the joke entirely...

"According to the source, preliminary results show more than 99 percent of voters exit polls."

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