In the "Angel Misses the Failboat" department

[valarltd]

1) Jack Chick TOTALLY plagiarized me! http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp looks A LOT like my next TQ story, "Crossroads." Except, you know, for the getting saved ending.

2) Ridley Scott is doing Robin Hood. "In a further twist, the traditional Hood soundtrack of soft rock with an occasional Celtic twist (think Bryan Adams or Clannad) will be replaced with pounding electro house, and Little John will be three foot tall. We may well have made that entire last sentence up."

In case it's true, I have one word for Mr. Scott: LadyHawke.

Comments

[elisabeth.livejournal.com]

That particular Chick tract was the reason why mainstream Christianity and I parted ways so very many years ago. Even most of the Fundies will admit that Jack Chick is totally around the bend... but I ran into a hard-nosed Deacon that swore Chick was the Messiah Returned. I left. *snicker* No, I -ran-. I walk my own path. IF there's a Hell, and IF I end up there, I'm confident that dear old Jack Chick and I can *cough* settle our differences. Those 'if's make it a pretty tall order, though. I think only dear Jack will be there, and his personal hell will be that he's alone with noone to listen to his pathetic overwrought drivel.

And before I forget... *hugs* The voiceposts on the 13th rocked. :)

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed them.

My next story can be summed up thus:
Johnny Cotton went to the crossroads
So the legend goes
He left with a guitar
and the Devil took his soul.

Lou and Lil Schiffer show up, and show Johnny a Real Good Time.

[ravenskye8.livejournal.com]

Chick just makes me laugh...

[nbrooks.livejournal.com]

That stupid tract is also riddled with errors to go along with its overall ignorance.

Motley Crue was an 80's band, not 70's. "Hard Rock" starting in 1961? Bwahahaha! Yeah, Chubby Checker was hard, ya'll! Dying of AIDS in three months. Being "into" vampirism, lolwut?

But then again, it's Jack Chick. Pointing out teh stoopid is like shooing fish.. you know.