I have a cover and a dilemma
May. 20th, 2008 06:32 pm
BUT!
EC management has decreed the title puts them in mind of venereal disease.
So, I'm taking suggestions for a new title. I'm tapped. I'll run a poll, Winner gets a free copy.
I'd like it to reflect Hanukkah in some way.
Synopsis:
Adina barJonas gets a lovely Hanukkah present from Papa, a VirtualClone box, which lets her have "fully integrated sensory experiences." She uses it to visit with Janis Joplin and argue law with Portia. But mostly, she uses it to fill the gaps of her non-existent love-life. Whether a rough quickie with a hot bouncer, or wing-sex with a junior clerk's virtual image, she thoroughly enjoys her present.
All I have is
Eight Hot Winter Nights
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Date: 2008-05-21 12:35 am (UTC)"Eight Days in the Box" -- usually a punishment. :)
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Date: 2008-05-21 01:04 am (UTC)It's not like it's burning and itching for 8 days. . .
I am pretty sure "The Gift that Keeps on Giving" Would be copy right infringement. As would be "8 Crazy Nights"
How about "Better than Gelt and Dreidels"
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Date: 2008-05-21 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-21 01:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-21 01:21 am (UTC)I think Lord Edward will fly. But the Robin Hood novel will be a tougher sell. There's only 5 sex scenes.
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Date: 2008-05-21 02:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-21 03:19 am (UTC)Rock of Ages?
Dreidle Games...
Hannukah Gelt...
8 Days and Nights...
A Hot Miracle Happened Here...
To Kindle Eight Flames...
The Shamash...
Lots of Latkes...
Burning Bright...
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Date: 2008-05-21 03:26 am (UTC)A Hot Miracle Happened here is wonderful
(we don't see much of her days)
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Date: 2008-05-21 03:32 am (UTC)(Yeah, and I'm clergy... *snerk*)
Here's my suggestions...
Date: 2008-05-21 07:48 am (UTC)Eight Days Ablaze
The Eightfold Taper Effect
Of Oil and Flame or
Eight days of Oil and Flame
(or substitute fire for flame)
Eightfold Splendor's Fire
How Hot the Tapers Blaze
The Kindling Flames Consumed
Eight Wicks of Fire
(oh dear I'm in a pun type mood all the sudden... Goodness gracious eight wicks of fire...)
Eight Sacred Fires Ablaze
Eight Nights and Passion's Blaze
Lighting the Wicks from Both Ends
Eight Fires in Eight Nights
Eight Nights Ablaze
Okay, I'm outta crazy suggestions for now. Maybe something here will at least help inspire the new title. I'll go back to the thinking board. (p.s. I would have never thought that of the original title, until now)
Anne
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Date: 2008-05-21 04:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-21 04:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-22 12:23 am (UTC)There are two main ways to misspell my name.
Those who read it will usually misspell it Angelina
Those who hear it and don't see it will usually misspell it Angela.
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Date: 2008-05-21 04:50 pm (UTC)Burning the Midnight Oil
for the seasonal:
Hanukkah Heat
Hanukkah Nights
for the semi-explicit (and just for fun):
Clones...for Her Pleasure
um, I ran out of ideas. will post more later, if I think of anything. Good luck with the craziness of management!
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Date: 2008-05-21 11:48 pm (UTC)Hot for Hanukkah
Simmer Semitic
Ocho Dias del FUEGO
Vigil