Sometimes, it all comes together.
May. 20th, 2008 07:04 amNow, to get full effect of this scene, you have to imagine John Glover in medieval drag as Bess. If your only Robin Hood reference is Disney, think Lady Cluck. (If you want to imagine Adam Baldwin as Little John, you're welcome to. We are.) Bess and Little John have just had a lovely tryst and are cuddling in Little John's tent as they wait for Robin and Marion to return from their walk.
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“King Richard once had to ransom me back for my weight in silver. Fortunately, I'm slender.” Bess looked up at Little John.
“Doubt we'll be ransoming you this time.”
Bess knew what he meant, but still feigned distress. “Oh no! You'll keep me here, you wicked thing and have your fierce naughty way with me! Every day!” She turned her face away and bit the knuckle of her index finger. “Every night!” She turned the other direction, pressing the back of her hand to her forehead. “And sometimes right after lunch?” She gave him a wicked grin as she fell giggling across his chest for a kiss.
Little John kissed her. “Especially in the mornings, too.”
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Modern drag under the cut

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“King Richard once had to ransom me back for my weight in silver. Fortunately, I'm slender.” Bess looked up at Little John.
“Doubt we'll be ransoming you this time.”
Bess knew what he meant, but still feigned distress. “Oh no! You'll keep me here, you wicked thing and have your fierce naughty way with me! Every day!” She turned her face away and bit the knuckle of her index finger. “Every night!” She turned the other direction, pressing the back of her hand to her forehead. “And sometimes right after lunch?” She gave him a wicked grin as she fell giggling across his chest for a kiss.
Little John kissed her. “Especially in the mornings, too.”
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Modern drag under the cut
