Damsel in distress

[valarltd]

And once I get to Nashville, I'll put on dat dress.

*groan*

Whodathunk a prom dress could be so indestructable?
Blackberry brambles that left me bleeding from the ankles? no effect
Best kitchen knife? took a lot of doing.
I've popped some buttons and will run it over a couple times, which should help

I've slashed some seams so i can get the thing zipped.

No fancy prostethics for me.
I'm just doing makeup.
no bones showing or anything.

Comments

[annechen-melo.livejournal.com]

Too bad it's too late to find a front-load washer that the owner wouldn't mind a couple of good-sized rocks being tumbled with the dress. No detergent, just the No. 1 grit sandpaper [/the Furniture Guys]. :)