Damsel in distress

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And once I get to Nashville, I'll put on dat dress.

*groan*

Whodathunk a prom dress could be so indestructable?
Blackberry brambles that left me bleeding from the ankles? no effect
Best kitchen knife? took a lot of doing.
I've popped some buttons and will run it over a couple times, which should help

I've slashed some seams so i can get the thing zipped.

No fancy prostethics for me.
I'm just doing makeup.
no bones showing or anything.