Oh man, laughing too hard to breathe

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Gay, Bejeweled Nazi Bikers of Gor Seriously, just go read it!
Sample:
"Cobra," said the Leader. "Kick his ass."

Merlenius cried out and tried to run, but the man named Cobra caught him and forced him down. I heard Merlenius cry out as his punishment was administered.

"He has kicked his ass well," said Blergus.

"Yes," I said. "His ass has been well kicked."

"I have never seen an ass kicked in such a way," said Blergus.

"I, too, have never seen an ass kicked in such a way," I said.

"The one called Cobra knows well how to kick an ass," said Blergus.

"Yes, the one called Cobra knows well how to kick an ass," I said.

"Do you think he might kick my ass as he has kicked the ass of Merlenius?" asked Blergus.

It references Houseplants of Gor.

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[kc-anathema.livejournal.com]

I never got a chance to read a Gor novel. Judging from the not-too-parody'ish stuff, tho', I think reading one might have proved lethal.