valarltd | Five things

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eyeless_angel

5 things Han Solo would *never* do, no matter what the profit (and their source)

1) He’ll never put the Imperial Grey back on (fanon)
2) Never sell out a friend, no matter how much was offered. (Implied by the rewards offered for Luke and Leia after the Death Star)
3) Never leave Chewbacca for anyone, not lover friend or spouse. (fanon)
4) Never run slaves, no matter how well it pays (Han Solo’s Revenge)
5) Never give up his beloved ship, no matter how much a museum might offer.

5 changes Morgenstern would love to make to his academy, but shouldn't.

1) Taking female pupils. The instructions clearly state “the best men of the generation.” Besides, birth control is messy and Lilith is the jealous type.
2) Adding central air.
3) Getting a cell tower nearby. In recent years the students have been complaining.
4) Renovating the astronomy tower. The stone steps are very atmospheric, but when you’re as old as time itself, an elevator is a pleasant change
5) Destroy the whole nightmare and stop seducing one unwary soul every seven years so he can concentrate on mass damnation.

For

idadebeautreux

Five Things Wolverine Wanted to Say to the Writers of X-Men III.
1) There’s room for one furry animal guy on the team, me!
2) Whaddaya mean, the Prof dies?
3) Whaddaya mean, the Prof had it going on with Magneto?
4) One. Lousy. Cigar? I’m outta here
5) Whaddaya mean, I only get the girl on my claws?

For

thefannishwaldo

5 times Spock smiled, but McCoy wasn't looking.

1) That one evening, when McCoy had fallen asleep on the medical journals again. Spock carried McCoy back to his quarters, tucked the doctor into bed, and smiled at the way he mumbled “Spock” into the pillow.

2) When on Ekos, McCoy was fighting his way into the Gestapo boots and he actually followed Spock’s suggestion on how to get them on.

3) On Capella, when he arrived in time to see McCoy slap Eleen. She needed it. But all McCoy saw was the jealousy at his hand on Eleen’s stomach.

4) On Menarian 2, when Gem has healed McCoy enough that he will not die. He disguised the Vulcan kiss as feeling for a pulse, but even Kirk did not see the smile that flitted over his face.

5) At the end of Amok Time. That smile was just for Jim.

For

pickingroses

five things Spike wishes he did, before he got a soul

1) Turned Willow
2) Left Harmony completely alone.
3) Staked the Great Poof once, just for giggles
4) Drunk Willie’s Bar dry, smashed and torched the place
5) Eaten the damn Slayer