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And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul … Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle.
— 1 Samuel 18:1, 3-4, KJV

The Angel translation:
So, after a chat with his dad, Jonathan realized he and David were soul-mates and in love. Then they made a covenant together, because they were in love. Then Jonathan got undressed, offering David all his clothes, his big phallic sword, his long hard bow and his underwear.


And I am forcing fundies to defend the notion that these boys are just platonic pals and everyone feels that way about their best friend...



OK, I got cracking on my Arcana story. It's called (tentatively) "Tuition Fees." Is Professer L. Morgenstern too obvious? How about when he's teaching at a school called Teufelsteinschloss? (are those even spelled right?)


still cranking on the pirates, getting there slowly

Date: 2006-07-27 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meninaiscrazy.livejournal.com
LOL. Makes me want to read more bible slash. ^__~

Date: 2006-07-27 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eroticjames.livejournal.com
Bwhahah... I wrote that into a 17th century bi-story I'm still shopping around:

This day we talked of God. He had not so much the faith as I, although we were both Catholic, had been baptized and taken communion. “I swear on my life, First Samuel, ‘And it came to pass, when he had made an end of speaking unto Saul, that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. Then Jonathan and David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it unto David, and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle.’” Elbows on knees, chin on my balled fist, I challenged him. “You tell me why a king is giving his clothes to his servant if what I say is not so.”

“Yer pervertin’ the word the Lord!” This little debate had succeeded in getting Curran’s back up. Torturing him with it was as much fun as I’d had in weeks. Of course, he’d brought it down on himself. I’d commented on the fine figure of a page that passed. He told me that any man who slept with another was an abomination in the eyes of God. Whether or not it was true, I wasn’t about to let his remark pass without comment.

“I am not. That is what scripture says. Do you wish more? ‘And as soon as the lad was gone, David arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times: and they kissed one another, and wept one with another, until David exceeded. And Jonathan said to David, Go in peace, forasmuch as we have sworn both of us in the name of the Lord, saying, The Lord be between me and thee, and between my seed and thy seed for ever.”


bhwhwhahahhahha... I have so resisted the arcena lure.

Date: 2006-07-28 01:56 am (UTC)

Date: 2006-07-28 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
I used that bit in Nikolai, my dark future which is stil being shopped.


Vlad pressed into the hand around his cock. He'd missed
Nikolai's fingers.

"Yes. And together, after, we'll fuck up as many earthquakes as this poor old battered city can take."

"Yes." Vlad was gasping for breath as the clever fingers worked him root to tip and back again. "Yes. Kissed, and wept and David exceeded, just like they always said."

Nikolai snickered and pulled him closer to run the other hand down the back of his pants, working one finger into his ass, a bare knuckle deep. Vlad caught his mouth and kissed him hard and long.

Date: 2006-07-28 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] valarltd.livejournal.com
Makes me want to use more Bible quotes in my slash...


After about an hour, David walked out, stark naked still, and got a drink of water.

He stopped and Nick took a look at him. He swallowed nervously. David wasn't just hiding a
screamingly passionate man under that tweed. Nick wasn't sure he'd be able to get the whole
cock in his mouth even soft. Members like asses and issue like horses, whispered an unbidden voice in his mind, and you will long for the lustful Egyptians of your youth.

"James says to turn out the light and come to bed, Nicholas." The voice was the same clipped tone that gave him his daily assignments in history and English.

Date: 2006-07-28 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eroticjames.livejournal.com
Who knew what porn the bible could generate...

Date: 2006-08-02 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meninaiscrazy.livejournal.com
Hee! I love that. ^__~

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