Another week
May. 6th, 2006 02:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
valarltdI finished my on-truck training.
Now, it's off to the Safety and Skills Center in West Middlesex PA for a last week, my truck and my first solo run.
I got stranded in Effingham IL from Wed morning to Thursday afternoon. Nothing says truckstop like bad movies. I saw "King's Ransom" and "Anaconda: Hunt for the Blood Orchid." I couldn't get past the "anacondas are not native to Borneo" thing. Snakes! On a Plane! With a bad travel agent who schedules snake orgies in Borneo!
Then I came home and watched Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. To be more accurate, I saw the beginning portion, skipped the painful middle, and jumped straight to the end. I was wrong. Watched that way, it wasn't as bad as Laserhawk and The Guyver put together. It was as bad as When Time Expires, but OH! the eye candy.
Long hair. Subtle, predatory, muscular, bare-ass and spread eagle against the wall. (I coulda skipped the "Fishy fishy fishy" bit) Who wants screen caps?
*is dead of 2 hours sleep and pure hotness...*
Now, it's off to the Safety and Skills Center in West Middlesex PA for a last week, my truck and my first solo run.
I got stranded in Effingham IL from Wed morning to Thursday afternoon. Nothing says truckstop like bad movies. I saw "King's Ransom" and "Anaconda: Hunt for the Blood Orchid." I couldn't get past the "anacondas are not native to Borneo" thing. Snakes! On a Plane! With a bad travel agent who schedules snake orgies in Borneo!
Then I came home and watched Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. To be more accurate, I saw the beginning portion, skipped the painful middle, and jumped straight to the end. I was wrong. Watched that way, it wasn't as bad as Laserhawk and The Guyver put together. It was as bad as When Time Expires, but OH! the eye candy.
Long hair. Subtle, predatory, muscular, bare-ass and spread eagle against the wall. (I coulda skipped the "Fishy fishy fishy" bit) Who wants screen caps?
*is dead of 2 hours sleep and pure hotness...*
