valarltd | A round up

So, Bun came to me today, looking very downcast.
"Mom. We need to talk."

Uh oh.

She pulls me to her room and sits on her bed.
"Mom. I haven't been as careful as I should."

UH-OH

She draws a deep breath.
"I got Kade pregnant. She's keeping the baby."

In other news:

There is BadFic! Oh so very bad! Harry Potter, Star Wars, Aliens, Mummy. Tentacle porn. MPreg. Bad grammar. Worse spelling. Stupid authorial notes in mid fic. And...SONGFIC!

Also, Peeps Cooking.
The best sounding is this:

"Peeps-on-the-Lawn" Dessert Salad
Ingredients:
Peeps
1 5-oz package instant Cheesecake flavor pudding mix
1 cup milk
1 12-oz container whipped topping
5 Granny Smith apples
5 Snickers bars
Small chocolate crunchy Easter Egg candies
Green food coloring

Make instant pudding using the milk. Mix in with whipped topping.
Core, peel, and dice apples. Add to mixture.
Dice slightly chilled Snickers bars, add to pudding mixture
Use several drops of food coloring to turn mixture a light green color
Pour mixture into a large pan
Refrigerate until chilled
Just before serving, arrange Peeps chicks and bunnies on top of the green "grass". Drop in assorted little egg candies to complete the decoration.