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kadath has the winning title: Imperial Entanglements

Also, very weird dream.
It started with a gorgeous woman--fully dressed--splashing in a fountain, yelling "Come join me, you know you want to!" Rather like the scene at the beginning of Godspell actually. Same fountain.
And the fountain was full of people. I was a cop but I didn't arrest anyone.

Later, I was in the briefing room listening to the sergeant chew us all out for allowing the flash-mob. I saw something on the Diversity board about gayness online sparking fights.

I made a note to photocopy the article for Star (

eyeless_angel) because they interviewed her a lot about the Bagoas/Han romance and discussed the problems that had caused on interpersonal levels among players. I mentioned it to one of my fellow cops and she was all "Oh you followed that? It was so cute. I was all broken up when Bagoas left. You know the players? That is so cool. Give Bagoas-mun my regards." I gave her a wink and said, cock-eyed smile and all, "Darlin, I didn't follow it. I was in it."

I was never interviewed, but they talked to Mudd for some reason.

"I don't have time for online gaming," Mr. Sparrow said. As we turned to leave his office, we came face to face with a meter-tall poster for Pirates of the Carribean. Mr. Sparrow merely tossed a smile to match Captain Jack's over his shoulder and said "Fictional ancestor."