Valentine Memes

[valarltd]

	Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
I baked some cookies for Linaerys but I forgot about their deadly peanut allergy. Charlesks stood outside my window and blasted 'shock the monkey' on a boombox. I was picked up at the mall by Hanneblank but it was only because they wanted me to buy them dinner.
So, as you can see, it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Lukeski fall in love with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely, valarltd
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	Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
Joanne-c gave me an STD which makes my skeleton want to jump out of my body. I pretended to be the ghost of Jim Morrison to sleep with Sherrold – and it worked. Dkwilliams bought me a dildo then creepily winked at me.
So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Minitrog hook up with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely, valarltd
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[riverheart.livejournal.com]

I can just see him doing that, too.