Fractured Christmas Carols

[valarltd]

Deck us all with Boston Charlie
by Walt Kelley

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,
Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!
Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,
Willy, folly go through!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,
Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!
Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,
Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo

Comments

[vision-of-time.livejournal.com]

Dude. I love this. My Grandpa is from Kalamazoo...

The D-Man checks in

[(Anonymous)]

Err... Not to my taste. Either I am not getting the joke, or it's just silly nonsense. Hardly worthy of your usual wit.

Re: The D-Man checks in

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Missed the joke, love.

You never read Pogo.

Fractured Christmas Carols

[sclaus.livejournal.com]

Obviously, the D-Man is sorely lacking in his education. Pogo was one of the greatest comic strips of all time. And best of all, it had more layers than an onion. Great political satire was only one of them!