Holiday letter from Arkham

[valarltd]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

Last week, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In October, I fed askance to a Shoggoth (250 points). In January, I exposed caraloup to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In August, I sacrificed eyeless_angel to Cthulhu (500 points). In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon kadath (65 points). In December, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (165 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
valarltd

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Comments

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

Oh bitch yourself. You deserved it.